Poor Obi-Wan

I called him on my way to work today and unfortunately, as I was merging onto the highway, I treated him to an explosion of colorful expletives that came flying out of my mouth.  You see, as I was attemping to merge, a very inconsiderate driver (I’m trying to keep this clean here) sped up and was not about to let me merge.  Meanwhile, I’m literally running out of road so I had to speed up and that made him finally back off to let me in.  I was like “dude, wtf? Can you see I’m running out of road here *&^$&#$#&?” 

Obi-Wan was like “um, okay, I’ll let you go now.”  I said, no, it’s done, I’m all better now.   We can continue the conversation 

I try not to do that when he’s on the phone but sometimes, you just have to let it out.  And quite frankly, I’ve been on the phone with him before when he’s driving somewhere and he starts yelling lots of fun words too and then there is horn-beeping and threats.  So really, I’m not that bad, comparitively speaking.